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| Side A - Introducing - Part the First: | |
| 1. (Overture): Why, Why, Why? | |
| 2. The Sporting Life | |
| 3. Dear Old Mum - A London-Irish Lament | |
| 4. Monty Mundy (Is Maltese)! | |
| 5. The Shades of Night | |
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| Side B - After Which - Part the Second: | |
| 1. What a Racket! | |
| 2. The Bishop and the Actress | |
| 3. Think of the Show! - A Thespian's Lament | |
| 4. Never So Nice in the Morning | |
| 5. Health & Safety | |
| 6. Worse Things Happen at Sea | |