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| LP 1 | |
| Side A: | |
| 1. Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued | |
| 2. Of All The Gin Joints In All The World | |
| 3. Dance, Dance | |
| 4. Sugar, We're Goin Down | |
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| Side B: | |
| 1. Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner | |
| 2. I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) | |
| 3. 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) | |
| 4. Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year | |
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| LP 2 | |
| Side C: | |
| 1. Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends | |
| 2. I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me | |
| 3. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" | |
| 4. Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) | |
| 5. XO | |
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| Side D: | |
| 1. Snitches And Talkers Get Stitches And Walkers | |
| 2. The Music Or The Misery | |
| 3. My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon (Demo) | |
| 4. Sugar, We're Goin Down (Patrick Stump Remix) | |
| 5. Dance, Dance (Lindbergh Palace Remix) | |