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| 1. You Don't Know Anything (Dialogue) - Diedrich Bader | |
| 2. My Bologna | |
| 3. I Love Rocky Road | |
| 4. Another One Rides the Bus | |
| 5. Eat It | |
| 6. Like a Surgeon | |
| 7. Amish Paradise | |
| 8. Now You Know | |
| 9. Dr. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda) - The Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band | |
| 10. Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel) - Cory Pesaturo | |
| 11. Helena Polka - Cory Pesaturo | |
| 12. The Chicken Dance aka The Bird Dance - The Emeralds | |
| 13. Clarinet Polka | |
| 14. Beat on the Brat | |
| 15. Bowling with the Devil - Skunk Barf | |
| 16. The Cobra Pit | |
| 17. Demento's Pool Party | |
| 18. You're All a Bunch of Slaves (Instrumental) | |
| 19. Guadalajara - César Ramírez, Omar Estrada, & Cesar Chavira | |
| 20. Back From the Dead | |
| 21. Weird | |
| 22. The Accordion | |
| 23. Hay Boy | |
| 24. The Closet | |
| 25. Epiphany | |
| 26. Cracked the Code | |
| 27. On the Spot | |
| 28. A Rare Gift | |
| 29. My Parents | |
| 30. Write Your Own Songs | |
| 31. LSD Trip | |
| 32. Al and Madonna | |
| 33. A Parody of "Eat It" | |
| 34. Drunk Driving | |
| 35. You're All I've Got | |
| 36. Diner Kidnapping | |
| 37. Heart of the Jungle | |
| 38. Certified Platinum | |
| 39. It's All Business | |
| 40. The Factory | |
| 41. Dad Apologizes | |
| 42. Raised Amish | |
| 43. It's Nothing | |
| 44. Would You Be My Son? | |
| 45. Al's Speech | |
| 46. In Memoriam | |
