| 1. I'm In Your Band 5:56 | |
| 2. Cancel It! 0:23 | |
| 3. Hijinx 4:16 | |
| 4. Hijinx And A Child 2:48 | |
| 5. A Score To Settle 2:14 | |
| 6. Blood Pizza 1:03 | |
| 7. Graduate Of Yaoo 3:16 | |
| 8. (Write My) Name On The Toilet 2:00 | |
| 9. You're Not Good Enough 2:40 | |
| 10. A Special Request 2:45 | |
| 11. Rock And Roll 3:08 | |
| 12. Pickle Potato 1:45 | |
| 13. The Man From Hott 1:30 | |
| 14. Music Of The Night 1:03 | |
| 15. A Nationally-Known Comedian 6:16 | |
| bonus tracks [TELEPHUCKYOU! Outgoing Messages For Your Answering Machine]: | |
| 16. I Got Shot 1:13 | |
| 17. Nude Models 0:33 | |
| 18. MHC 1:10 | |
| 19. Nobody Seem To Love Me 1:07 | |
| 20. SF Hotline 1:17 | |
| 21. Friends 1:06 | |
| 22. Pablo Cruise Fan Club 1:05 | |
